Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Because a B comes after it!
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
How do you talk to a giant?
What's a doll's favorite car?
How do frogs get to work?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?