Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Which president loved to take baths?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What was the first animal in space?