What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Legal briefs.
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What is the most adorable season?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?