Why do runners watch so much TV?
What game do bats excel at?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What's the friendliest pen?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What's the friendliest national park?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why did the student always get straight A's?