Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Because they're as thick as thieves!
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?