Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Because they're as thick as thieves!
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
How does dinner smell?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What does an evil hen lay?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What kind of music do planets like?
Where was Noah born?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?