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How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
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What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
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What insect runs away from everything?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
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How does Darth Vader like his toast?
When do mice play every day?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
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What do you call a very small Valentine?
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