What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
Which cats love to be petted?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What stories are told by basketball players?