What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
When does a horse talk?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?