How does a polar bear build a house?
Igloos it together.
What do you call a smelly horse?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Which elf is the best singer?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?