Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you call octopus twins?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Which family member is always relieved?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?