If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Hot! Because you can definitely catch a cold.
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Where do birds go to drink?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
