If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Hot! Because you can definitely catch a cold.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?