There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats.
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What car can't keep a secret?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?