Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
It knew how to quickly make change.
Where do hamsters come from?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What insect runs away from everything?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
How do billboards talk?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Which subject has two parts?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What animal floats best?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?