Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
It knew how to quickly make change.
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What day is your mom always right?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the definition of Robin?
How do bunnies stay fit?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How do billboards talk?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why do cows wear bells?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?