What do you call a Zen egg?
An ommmlet.
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What day is your mom always right?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why did Harry Potterâ„¢ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?