What do you call a Zen egg?
An ommmlet.
What is the tallest building in the world?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What animal floats best?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did March say to the madness?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?