Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Because it's the grill of his dreams.
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Which is the worst season?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why is summer always sad?
Why was the spider so smart?