Why was the dairy grumpy?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What style of music weighs the most?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
When do cows get tired?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you give a sick lemon?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?