Why are scissors so forgiving?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?