Where do birds go on summer vacation?
The Canary Islands.
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?