Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call an old snowman?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?