Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What is the color of the wind?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?