What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What kind of music do planets like?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do cats wear to work?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why do moms make good vintners?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.