What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Automobile.
What animal loves Indian food?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Which tree can't stop crying?
How do you grill cheese?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What's E.T. short for?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Which insect is the smartest?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?