Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Where are average things manufactured?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.