Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
He couldn't turn it down.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?