Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
He couldn't turn it down.
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
How do frogs get to work?
When should you start writing a book?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
How do bears keep cool?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?