What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What stories are told by basketball players?