What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What bird is losing its hair?
It's allergy season again?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What fairy loves to count?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?