Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
He had an amazing set of pipes.
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
How do bees get to school?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What math figure is also in the band?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What sweet treat never panics?