Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
He had an amazing set of pipes.
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?