Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What bee is good for your health?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
How does a penguin build its house?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What's a cat's favorite color?