Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How do fish watch TV shows?
How do you arrest a pig?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?