Why do moms make good vintners?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What do you call a famous turtle?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What's the noisiest food?