What tree has the most bark?
The dogwood.
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What is the definition of Robin?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Where was Noah born?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?