What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sun-day.
What fairy loves to count?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why do trees hate going to school?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
How does a barber get to work?
How do hurricanes see?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?