Why did the fish blush?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why was the cat so small?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?