What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why was the bud so shy?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you call an insincere horse?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Which former US President was always cold?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?