Why was the bud so shy?
It just hadn't blossomed yet.
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did the foal cough?
How did the toad die?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you do when two snails fight?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What day is your mom always right?