What animal loves Indian food?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?