Why was the bud so shy?
It just hadn't blossomed yet.
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do fairies always drink?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the pirate late for work?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?