What do fairies always drink?
Sprite.
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
How was the wedding?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?