What do you get when you play country music backwards?
You get your wife back, your dog back, and your job back.
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call a Russian flea?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What's a horse's favorite car?