Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
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