What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
It's allergy season again?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What's the king of all school supplies?