What vehicles are in the best shape?
Trains.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What's a father's favorite flower?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?