Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Which state has the best streets?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Where do vampires keep their money?