What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What is the smallest lion?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Which fly makes films?