Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do elves learn in school?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
How did the tree get lost?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?