Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Which founding father loves to sing?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What is the color of the wind?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?