I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
How long will dinner be?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?