What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why do moms make good vintners?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
When is a black dog not a black dog?