What did the shower say to the toilet?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do rich squirrels eat?