What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Bernadette.
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What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
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What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
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What car does Yoda® drive?