What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What's a forklift?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?