How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Which state has the best streets?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What's the richest basketball team?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?