Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What words make the best athletes?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?