What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
How do you make antifreeze?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?