What does the sun drink out of?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why do golfers hate cake?