What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did the echo get detention?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What table can you never sit at?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?