Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
Why was the cow afraid?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?