What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.