What day is your mom always right?
What do math teachers eat?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?