Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?