Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What makes pirates such good singers?
How do you talk to a giant?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?