Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
She was a sweeper.
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you find at the end of everything?