Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
She was a sweeper.
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What game do mice love to play?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why is money so stubborn?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the foal cough?
How do you organize a space party?