What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
A flat fish.
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?