What vegetables do librarians like?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
How do you grill cheese?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do mice need oiling?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?