Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?