Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why was the bud so shy?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?