What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why do bees gossip?
What do you call stolen cheese?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
How do football players deal with their problems?