What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
The cashew!
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What did one plate say to the other?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why do cows make great bakers?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?