Why was the broom late for school?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
We had a discussion about roses.
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.