Why do Olympians never overheat?
Because they have a lot of fans.
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
How do bears keep cool?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?